I stumbled onto a new website called Overheardincourt.com today. It is comedic gold for any lawyer or law student. Just a few favorites:

The Judge: Have you got a lawyer?
Defendant: No, sir.
The Judge: Do you want a lawyer to defend you?
Defendant: Not really, sir.
The Judge: Well, what do you propose to do about the criminal case against you?
Defendant: Well, as far as I’m concerned, I’m willing to drop the case entirely.
“Let’s Just All Move Along”

Judge: In accordance with the jury’s verdict, I sentence you to 3,756 years.
Defendant: Judge, how can I possibly do that much time?
Judge: Just do the best you can.
“How Can I Possibly”

(Witness being questioned)
Q: So you thought that it would be better to stay away, right?
Objection your honor! Leading.
Judge: Overruled.
Atty: So does that mean I can go on?
“No Courtroom Language Please!”