Aspiring Prosecutor. Runner. Nerd Extraordinaire
Musings
Some Guys Have No Nerd Cred
Oct 30th

The symbol this city needs
Girl: I can’t believe you don’t watch movies, that’s ridiculous.
Boy: I do watch movies, I’ve just never seen Batman.
At this point I turned around and yelled asked “What?”
The girl burst into laughter and the guy was NOT happy. To avoid having to show him how much I’ve learned from watching Batman, I got out of there quickly.
Zords
Aug 7th
This summer I have done a ton of driving. Now, I love my Nissan. I enjoy driving it and it handles great. But I was thinking last night that I would love to mix things up a bit. The following text message conversation between me and my good friend Emily ensued:
Me: I was just thinking that the only thing I would rather drive back to Pittsburgh than the Nissan is a zord.
You don’t know what a zord is? Obviously they are the vehicles driven by the power rangers, as indicated by the video at the end of this post.
Emily: Bahahaha! Which one? Or the mega zord?
Me: Dragonzord would be fun, but conspicuous. I would need one that flies. The megazord is too much to pilot solo.
Emily: Hahahaha! So true so true. I always liked Kimberly’s zord*
*The pterodactyl
Me: You’re such a girl
Emily: You just said you needed something that flies!
Me: True, true. But pink? Then I’d have to wear pink shirts all the time*.
*In case you didn’t know, the Power Rangers always wore shirts that matched the color of their zords. Kimberly was the pink ranger, because she is a girl.
Emily: You only said you wanted a zord to drive to pitt…not actually enlist! And anyways you love pink!
Me: Haha. “Enlist.” The nice thing about pitt is the rivers so there are plenty of places to hide zords.
As indicated by the video below, zords must come from a hidden location. Lacking volcanoes, any of the three rivers would be great hiding places.




