While browsing Twitter today, I stumbled onto #nerdpickuplines and I thought I would share a few. Hilarious!
: Key to your heart? Easy: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start #nerdpickuplines
: If it doesn't work, try blowing on it and putting it back in. #nerdpickuplines
: @kahuna8604 If I were an enzyme, I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes @torifly #nerdpickuplines
: Your 127.0.0.1 or mine? #nerdpickuplines
: There's no way to disable this pop-up #nerdpickuplines
: your del.icio.us i wish i fffound you sooner maybe when i stumbleupon you might digg me too #nerdpickuplines
: Can I put my flash drive in your high speed port and download some stuff? #nerdpickuplines
: Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have a 25-pin male connector? I have a female port. #nerdpickuplines (*snert*)
: All my base are belong to you. #nerdpickuplines
: Was your father a web designer? You have a beautiful <body> #nerdpickuplines
: Yeah, I still have an Atari. You can come over and touch my joystick at any time. #nerdpickuplines
: You auto-complete me. #nerdpickuplines
: Put that Trojan on my hard drive and you can access the backdoor. #nerdpickuplines #notgay
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baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive