I don’t often share little stories from the bowels of the Barco Law Building, but I thought this required repeating.  This little number took place in First Amendment Law during a very interesting discussion of what constitutes obscenity for purposes of First Amendment protection.  The professor’s language is somewhat paraphrased.

Professor: The test requires that the material be patently offensive.  What kind of material is patently offensive?

one lonely hand is raised

Student: Well, what immediately comes to mind is two girls one cup.

groans throughout the classroom

Professor: What is that?

awkward silence

Professor: I guess I don’t want to know